Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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