Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I checked into jail on foursquare
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
You dont lie about slip and slides
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I think a kid would responsible me up
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
