I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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