Christians are straight up FREAKS
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
FUCK WHALES
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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