I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
how do you play pong handcuffed?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
My penis needs a shock collar
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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