Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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