At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
pray to the hookup gods
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
