shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Randomize
