this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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