It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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