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There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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