Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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