Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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