This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
Randomize
