Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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