So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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