Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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