Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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