Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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