Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
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