i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i was born a porn star she said
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Sacagawea was the original milf.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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