I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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