shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I queefed so loud it echoed.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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