Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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