Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
