love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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