You just made me feel so damn special
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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