i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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