Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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