You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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