are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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