Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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