so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Randomize
