oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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