i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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