Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
