Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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