Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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