I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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