am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
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