He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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