eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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