Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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