you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
then he tried to convert me to islam
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
True college students do jello shots in the library
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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