he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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