You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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