i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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