check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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