how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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