im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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