one might say we're banned from that church
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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