we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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