adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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