I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
they need to just BURY HIM!
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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