Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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