I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Iām literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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